Clic "Double Anti-Fog Lens Goggles" came in the mailbox at FATBMX a while ago for a review but nobody wanted to test them so we gave our test rider Philip an extra cookie and he did the job just fine....
Philip is explaning you whether to buy these "Clic Goggles" or not
As I was reading the nice transparent box with all the types of use of this manificant "Double Anti-Fog Lens Goggles" it was Me to try everything that was on the box:
- Snowboarding: it sucked, the "CliC Neodymium Magnet" was too weak
- Skiing: it sucked, the "Track Ventilator for Air-Flow" was full of snow
- Running: it sucked, I lost the goggles half-way at the Marathon of NY
- Walking: it sucked, who needs goggles to walk?
- Biking: it sucked, the "Form-Fitting Headband" made me look like
McGoo on a MTB trip dressed in spandex.
- Hiking: it sucked, the "Swing T-bar Hinge" got stuck in a rope
- Motorcycling: it sucked, the "Magnet holds up to Speeds of
130 mph" is a lie, it came of at 128 mph!
- Jet Skiing: it sucked, the "Molded Foam Cushion for Max Comfort"
got soaking wet and fell appart while doing duck dives.
- Windsurfing: it sucked, the "Friction Sizing Adjustment Helmet Compatible band" didn't do much good since I didn't wear a helmet.
- Sailing: it sucked, the "Optical Quality UV Protective Lenses" were
not "Distortion Free" cause the salty water made it blurr.
- Fishing: it sucked, "The Double Anti-Fog Lens" were not resistant against the teeth of a shark named "Jaws".
- Hunting: it sucked too! The Lenses are so shiny that animals will notice you from miles ahead so I came home with nothing to eat.
What sucked the most is that it took me 2 months to go all over these type of sports to find out that these CliC Goggles are not worth it to buy. My Dad doesn't want to keep them, I'm never gonna wear them again and my Uncle Paul is gonna use the nice white goggle bag for his Dragon MX goggles, so if anyone is interested in a "Magnet" goggle, please, please, please come to the FATBMX Office and take this CliC Goggle home!
Your FAT Test Rider: Philip.
After doing a BMX 'zine for ten years (1987 - 1996) FATBMX made it on the internet. The year was 1998. Here to stay.