You name it; the faffer can be late and unorganised for anything. The trip bully (as found under Q) has two uses here: unifying the group in their attempt to plot against him, and the other is to hurt the faffers.
Mark Noble
It's the Roadtrip Issue and everything in this magazine is connected with grabbing your bike, some mates, a vehicle and getting out on the road and living life. RIDE UK has the big trips from FBM, Props Rock N Roll Tour 2, Federal, Movment, Superstar, Hot Wheels, Simple, Colony, Steve's Greyhound Bus trip round the US, a guide on how to do your own roadtrip, and an A-to-Z of Roadtrips by our man Rhys. - if F is for FatBMX, F is also for... F is for Faffers
The bane of my life. Once labelled by others as a "Monkey", a minor faffer because of naivety and lack of life experience, I saw the power of the darkside of faffmeistering. Luckily I got my act together and now my blood boils at a time-wasting airhead. Always that bit longer getting breakfast, queuing in petrol stations, leaving the skateparks, coming back from a wander at a previously unvisited street spot and that's by the time you finally get them out of bed and on the road!
After doing a BMX 'zine for ten years (1987 - 1996) FATBMX made it on the internet. The year was 1998. Here to stay.